Honestly glad that Pete Buttigieg is such a feckless idiot that he doesn’t realize the way that the prison-industrial complex has been weaponized to remove voting rights from communities of color. He’s too shrouded in his own neoliberal white privilege, and that tells me that he’s going to be a flash in the pan thank…

A lawyer friend pointed something out to me last night while we were talking about this: if people in prison can’t vote, how can we as a society expect prison reform that works to actually reform and improve people and lower recidivism and save people money when we have a system where incarcerated people are locked in…

The prohibition of those that are incarcerated from voting is just another form of gerrymandering and voter surpresion. That is, prisoners count toward the population of a voting district yet they can’t vote. So, they are sometimes included in heavily blue districts when redistricting occurs to weaken that district…

You can sell a gun online, but you cannot ship it to a persons house. You can meet in person to exchange the weapon, or you can have it shipped to a gun store, where all applicable federal and state laws would apply.

Make turtle jokes if you must, but McConnell is pretty fucking spry for someone who fought in the Civil War.  Until Congress is separated from their platinum-for-life healthcare plans, these parasites will outlive us all.

Here’s to that last breath!

Like David Cross’ bit about the hillbilly accent; you can find it in every corner of America.  In my rural MI I ask rednecks why they’re flying an enemy flag on their truck. 

I absolutely do not have to admire that.

They will meet monthly.

They’re still going to cost, what, $30k? For a bed that I can’t even put a hockey stick in and less actual utility than a crossover (I can’t believe I just wrote that)? What’s the fucking point?

So yeah, they’ll probably sell like crazy.

Kill me now.

Why are the comments on splinter always filled with dipshits that think every single writer has the same opinion on every topic?

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

“I’m pretty damn liberal”

That is no way to talk about the folks who put together the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog. They do their best to come up with only fairly valued and locally sourced artisanal luxury yacht submarines and jewel-encrusted single-use Keurig coffee pods for their discerning buyers. Now excuse me while Fancy Kristen and I…

She sure likes cosplaying as a cop.  

You’re right. Cops arrest poor people and the mentally ill. Prosecutors send them to prison.

Kamala: Writes law that can send people to prison for kids bad behavior.

II mean sure that would work fine if no vehicles on the road had any lighting whatsoever no brake lights no headlights no running lights no streetlights no advertising lights no billboards no lighting whatsoever then yeah.... maybe...

I want to know who the other reporter was.

I need to know what’s happening with the floorplan to make you take pictures from this angle. Are you on the stairs or another landing? Could the four of you not have fit in the living room? Why would they set up a presentation in this spot where the TV is partially blocked by the railing? Also, how often did you…