Or when they ask you to give them step-by-step directions. DUDE. If I wanted to constantly navigate I would have just driven myself.

There’s still a human behind the wheel at this point, just in case robot Uber decides to drive you into a lake or something

Or talk to you when you specifically tell them your friend just died and you don’t feel like talking. Really taking that “disruption” pledge to heart.

In theory: yes.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…

And we have the top DNC contender for 2020'

Good. I hope the judge sides with her. I hated these “stories” when they came out and thought they stank of jealousy—and I never blame jealousy for anything. I strongly suspect that they went after her because she was hugely successful, definitely plus size and unapologetically sexy. Everyone knows that actors fluff…

What the actual fuck is wrong with people? What is so damned hard about live and let live?

“Are you really willing just to go down a tier to a man who’s just kind of mediocre but can still do the job instead of reaching across and getting the talented woman?”

I haven’t seen the latest season of New Girl but around about the 3rd season, when Damon Wayans Jr. was on, it had some great comedy—not consistently, but some of it was hilarious.

If this is the universe attempting to balance itself out after putting Ailes in a fucking coffin, I’ll take it.

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

There was a show people were talking about like a year ago that was “outdoorsman goes to work for outdoors magazine only to find it all staffed by sissy liberal millennials using ipads who don’t know how to be rugged and are out of touch with being outdoorsy even though they write he magazine” or something.

This stupid show has been on for six years? I’ve never even heard of it.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

This was still on? I thought it had been cancelled years ago.

Isn’t this how the final season of Parks and Rec went?