He wasn't in a car. He was in a limo bus and those often don't even have seat belts.

Of course, Tracy Morgan's injuries would be considerably less HAD HE NOT BEEN HIT BY A WALMART TRUCK.

I love ThugKitchen. Their cranberries were a big fucking hit last year at Thanksgiving.

How on earth is this a surprise that this is white people? Look at it.

I am totally not surprised. Not. At. All.

Aw, shit, thug is for everyone. It isn't racial, no matter how hard some white people try to make it so.

Is anyone on Earth surprised by this?

I'm thinking someone found Amul a stylist because she wore some questionable outfits before The Clooney Effect.

It's even funnier that (as Jon Stewart pointed out on TDS) in the same damn show, he got all faux outraged at OBUMMER for the latte salute because it was 'disrespectful' to our men and women in uniform.

Plus, she's a fighter pilot so her boobs aren't even on the ground. So it's not funny and it doesn't even make sense. Sounds like Fox news, I guess.

The purpose of the post is obviously laughter and mockery (just like about 60% of the posts on Jezebel). Why do you think that's gross? It would be gross if they were mocking someone's mental disability or making a rape joke or something like that. But here they're mocking an absolutely ludicrous attempt to defraud…

Because you're ALSO shitting on people who do find it funny. You don't. Ok. Move on.

Um, yes. Yes, we love to laugh and mock people so stupid who think they can pull things like this off. Stupid criminals and all that.

are you guys friends?

"No, we can't go over $100 million, that'd be too suspicious. Keep it in the 9os and we'll be fine."

eleven billionty.

I don't think that was the joke...

You may laugh, but every super-rich person/member of the Illuminati does their banking at their local grocery store. Anything else is likely to attract attention.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.