I typed “dressed up ducks sex” into yahoo images search, turned off my safe search, and prepared for the worst. Saw lots of sex, but not much that actually related to dressed up ducks. But I’m not sure the employees at whois are paid enough to deal with this. ;)

Ha! Perfect. Keep eyes on Duck while establishing website.

Well, this exists. He’s sort of a Dressed Up Duck. Cause for concern?

If only whois.com could verify availability as well as fetish connections. That would be a value added service for them to offer.

Hmmm. We should start now at setting up our our lady dress up duck club website (because it would take me decades to set it up, so we need to be proactive). LLDuds.com? (Ladies Love Dressed Up Ducks?)

Ha! Unfortunately, no I have not been to an old lady’s house who does that. Clearly I need to increase my old lady connections.

Ha! Seriously, I had a weird little crush on that animated fox! So dashing! I feel better that you think he’s attractive too.

Wait wait wait. Are ducks with clothes a thing?

Right? The immortal words of Nelson immediately rang in my ears.

I guess I can’t speak for iElvis, but I’m 98% sure it is sarcasm.

Ted Cruz.... Brought Down by B-Roll.

Ugh, “singed” and extra words. Sure wish you could fix typos after the 15 minute window. :(

Truly, I don’t know shit about publishing rights. But I know I’ve seen a variety of other her other headshots used by Jezebel.

There’s probably a good German word for it.

And if they weren’t carrying them today, they probably were yesterday. Amirite?

Wow. Way to offer ZERO incentive to obey the law and have a clean record when the police will just plant evidence where there is none. Jesus. Destroying innocent lives and eroding basic incentives for people to be good. Awesome job, officers.

Agree. If this were an article mocking something stupid she’d done (I’m sure she’s done some dumb shit), that would be one thing. But an article talking about her ongoing battle with a sexual abuser deserves a better photo. Never know, maybe Kesha loves this pic of herself, and I’m just projecting because I woke up…

Fans of Kesha are probably going to petition to get Jez to not use this photo where she looks doped up on nighttime Benadryl as the lead photo.

People, seriously, the call is coming from inside the house.

I like the fact that Sandra looks pissed in the pic and her daughter’s back is to the camera. There may be pics of Laila’s face on the inside shots, but I like that the cover seems defiant and like she’s trying to keep her family private.