Ohhh, just like Jesus would have done.

Oh yes, I live in California and always include at least a 25% flake factor for gatherings at my house. I haven’t hosted a wedding though, so wasn’t sure how the factor worked on those.

It’s people like this that make me consider joining Twitter.

Holy crap. So awesome.

Ohhh, good point. I’ve never been married (nor would I ever think of doing that as a guest) so I didn’t even think of it.

I’m sure these same people take EVERYTHING personally. Realizing not everything is about me has been one of perks of adulthood.

Maybe the invites could include a line saying “if you need to change your RSVP at the last minute, please call/text my maid of honor at ... “ or something?

In the video above she says she didn’t take the road test, but instead gave someone an autograph.

There’s a Flipping, Arkansas though.

But Pope is super popular. And she’s an attention whore. So pretty much.... Total sense.

Me too! Blood Moon sisters or something.

Or this?

But is there OxyContin on Mars.... That’s the real question.

I did not know! I’ve heard them, just never knew what they looked like. Thanks!

Nice! I see they are touring, but not in the US. That stunts my stalking a bit.

In the top pic, I’m way more interested in the dark haired guy in the lower left hand corner than I am in those royals.

Yes! I graduated hs in 1992. It’s SO weird to me that people who graduated in 2012 (20 years after me) think of the 90s the same way I thought about the 70s in high school. Yikes.

They wouldn’t have hired the chubby actress to begin with. They’ll just hire a historically always thin one, then pressure her to make sure she remains that way.

Oh yes. I think I learned that from The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (David Cross, Will Arnet). :)

Sure hope the FBI doesn’t find out my Android has a built in countdown clock function on it. Watch List.... here I come.