And I’m only 5’1”. I’m like the benchmark for low threat on their scale.

No wonder school systems are so broke. Buying atomic bomb proof desks must be realllly expensive.

Oh God. I didn’t watch it (no cable - and I’m thankful for that at this moment), so I didn’t realize he’d added that little crap at the end. Perfect Huckabee I guess.

My money is on a hard “no”.

Oh my gosh - that would have been AMAZING.

Oh, JackSplat.... why??? He’s got such a beady little face.

Carlos Danger was one of the best parts of John Oliver subbing for Jon Stewart that summer. I can still hear the music and picture the dance.

I think the ones who answered with “my mom” or “my wife” couldn’t actually think of any notable women in history.

Right? He’d “expressed interest”. :(

Ugh, right.

At first glance, I thought she was Halle Berry. I’ve never noticed similarities before (and maybe it’s the alcohol), but that picture reminds me of Halle.

I’ve been .24 before and that was rough, but I was also a frequent binge drinker at the time. Sounds like this may have been one of his first times (he’d only expressed interest before?). I CANNOT IMAGINE them not stopping this shitty lesson part way through as he was getting horrifically wasted. How could they let it…

I got ungreyed by sending an article suggestion to a specific person there and having a small conversation. May not always work, but throwing out suggestions.

If you are grey, you should change your smiling icon to a frowning one. I would at least. I’d be so sad.

Holy crap, people. We haven’t progressed in our parenting techniques past “do a ton of the really bad thing to teach you to hate it”? So damn tragic. Poor kid.

Hopefully it’s only a temporary dip into the greys. I read that article early, before many comments, and missed the drama I guess.

What did you do now, NonServiam? Build a “clock” or something?

Oh! Maybe the clock was the code! His way of saying “it’s time!”

Yikes! That slide needs more water. Dry water slide abrasions are the worst.

And that when they allegedly believe something is a bomb, they put it in a desk and stand around discussing it. Desk are super duper indestructible.