That would be less than 1 in 500 roles? Sounds plausible.

Also unrelated to article, I was so disappointed when The Riches was cancelled.

I like them too (except for one overly floral smelling face cream), but seriously. I picture them the whole time. I wonder if J. Alba’s issue has inadvertently hurt Alba B’s image at all?

Right? Why does your heart go out to women who you believe are trying to extort money from an innocent old comedian? Like, you’re an asshole and you’re not making any sense.

Ohhh! It’s like telling your parents something reeeeally awful has happened, so then when you say “jk, I got a tattoo”, it doesn’t seem so bad. Who knew the RNC was like a sneaky teenager?

Every time Alba’s line get mentioned, I think of this. I know, wrong company. But, still.

Surprised Trump hasn’t added that to his platform.

And we’ve reached a point in the election where I’m siding with Jeb frickin Bush. Ugh. Of course, it’s also siding against Palin and Trump, so I can take solace in that.

There was an article on Jezebel about it last year. Any intervention that can be done early on, should be.

Oh yes! Completely forgot she’s touring right now.

Oh yes! Totally forgot she’s on the road now.

Flashlight + tongue depressor....? Jk. But really, you can feel around and get a pretty good idea of what’s going on in there. I think you are even supposed to check it out yourself quarterly or something. Grab a glass of wine and do some investigation. :)

Right? Like why not put them in the middle of her very likely awesome dining table? Or coffee table? This was the worst presentation ever. Wait, this wasn’t shade was it? Like, “hey, thanks for the flowers, they are perfect for a card table in a driveway.”

The mirror didn’t do as much good as I would have liked. I was more pretty much using braille. Creative positioning helped. ;) And, the knot was only maybe 2” up there. Not right next to my cervix or anything.

I would think she’d have a house with a grand enough entrance that the cube would fit through the door. Then again, you’re right about the garage. Nothing fancy there so maybe no posh front door either.

I rescue bees from swimming pools. I was blind sided when one stung me at the beach one day. I honestly said out loud “seriously? I’ve saved SO many of you!” Apparently this guy hadn’t gotten the memo.

A folding table outside her garage? Did T Swift have a garage sale and I missed it?

Dexterity hubris. ;)

Moriarty flagging anti-cheese for spam, hate speech, and harassment for their defamatory comments on cheese takes the cake. :)

The last sentence? Oh yes, on a throw pillow.