Yep! I’m very do it yourself-y.

One of my own long brown head hairs became tangled in my IUD string. My doctor spotted it during an exam. She didn’t think it was a big deal. (?!)

#cheeseshaming

Doesn’t a pre nup just protect the assets you bring into a marriage? I think anything you earn during the marriage is fair game for all involved.

I complete agree. (I was just thinking of the weirdos in my FB fringe-and by that I mean family members my mom doesn’t want me to delete).

I’m happily single, but it’s moments like that that make me think maybe marriage could be nice.

Ha! That would be awesome in so many circumstances.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

There are no coincidences in conspiracy politics!

Hahaha! Excellent then.

Sorry,

Today, yes. But sometimes, I feel like its the other way around. ?

Ha! Totally. Fight fire with fire. :)

Him: I don’t care where we eat. You pick.

Noooo! Or their new spacing allows us to print copies then write in our edits more easily?

Right?! It’s like, how can you take something simple and meaningless and make it so frickin painful? Harbinger of bigger annoyances in the future I’m sure.

Whoa! When did the font change? So... Large?! And double-spaced now? Is it just my phone?

Thanks! I should have realized instantly since I’m grey on The Slot. Cut and pasting and switching between tabs on a phone gets dicey for me sometimes. ;)

Oops! Deleted because I posted on the wrong article!

Well, it was more like a 1/16 or 1/32” tear, but still! And there was lube and I’d even masturbate a bit before I’d see him just to get things moving. I TRIED, I really did. (and he had a restaurant annoying-ness problem)