Who’s high-deductible health plan deductible costs only 2 iPhones? Our employer heathcare low deductible would take 4.2 phones, and that won’t let you qualify for HSA. Our “CDHP” deductible cost would take 6.7 phones. This is a $4bn/year company, btw.

Dear baby Sobe,

When I moved to Denver, I had to lean out my carb jetting. You know, lower air density and all. *Science

Off topic: You have an impressive username!

COTD

So they’re getting rid of the Curve Merge of Doom on the left lane of 400N? I have mixed feelings about this.

What if you’ve always been aiming for the “3-year-fully-vested-401k” anniversary?

Buying any new car with a decent build quality using cash. A Honda Fit might come the closest?

Every day in traffic. I sit by the Bustang and stream Spotify

Alternate take:

We were in the ESPN tower when Schuler came down wrong. We hadn’t really been able to hear any of the landings or noise from the competitors until that point, and it was a LOUD crack that shut everyone up almost instantly. I’m super happy about it only being a concussion, because I don’t know how I’d have handled…

The OEM carb was really good at adjusting, but this car has a Weber on it that doesn’t do too hot outside a +/- 1500ft altitude change.

I’ve got one awaiting a fuel-injected engine swap so I can drive it here in the mountains without having to re-jet the carb every 10 minutes!

That’s right, because there are brown 911's in this world.

My grandfather was a B-25 pilot in VMB-614 on Midway when the war ended. Had it lasted, he would have been flying a run to the Japanese mainland and it was always a 50/50 maybe you’ll have enough fuel to make it to China outlook.

Also, learn to fish.

That would be 112.8 Smoots per second

I can tell you’ve never been out to brunch in a southern state, because at least 50% of restaurants have chicken and waffles with a side of “fruit” as a brunch dish.

A very early contender, but damn if this isn’t a COTD!

Prepare for the next round of scalding-liquid lawsuits when your “valet” comes to pick you up and proceeds to piss coolant all over your shoes.