parkerbmw97
ParkerBMW97
parkerbmw97

Really? That’s where you want to take this juvenile conversation? Are you going to call him a “poopy head” next?

It’s not all bad. We do provide “Welcome Home” baskets for the homeless and thank paroled convicts for their service.

Aaaand now it’s political

I sharpened the headlight like it is on the ‘16.

Because

#MAGA
#ignorecrybabies
#skyisnotfalling

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

Talk about flipping the community the bird...

What about quitting dumping shit in the Ganges river ?

Someone clearly doesn’t understand the mannequin challenge.

Would it drive itself into a lake then?

Take the salty route: find a set of old Bronco keys off ebay. Put them in a box under the tree.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

We must never forget this Russian driver who nonchalantly reacts to a meteor explosion as if it’s the most normal thing to ever happen to him!

Um, I’d call that a reward.

I just want to pick up so many women that they have to call it a Bra Bus.

I’ll I know is I want the self parking voice command to be “Maybach dat ass up.”

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.