I’m sure it’ll debut on the 2020 Mazda Cocktease with the LOL liter Trollactiv engine.

Jezza agrees

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

What a joy you must be.

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

because pedestrians can jump over it

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

do u have venmo

And, let’s be honest, a bit of an idiot.

Oh whats this Cadi version of the A3 you speak of?

That number means nothing to most of us. Car companies don’t advertise 0-186 times and nobody here has ever timed how fast their car can reach 186. It means nothing. We have no frame of reference. You shouldve at least included the 0-186 times of other cars for reference.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

Fake News! You are Bad, Bad, Bad!

Crucify me for this, but honestly this isn’t as crazy as it sounds. With space becoming easier and cheaper to reach by the month, it’s only a matter of time before space combat becomes a reality, and not just something we see in the movies.

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

I bought a die cast RX-8

How can anything the guards do be considered excessive? They are about to be boarded by armed pirates who will kill if they feel it is necessary. Pretty sure ‘about to be boarded by pirates with rifles who are going to kidnap and take us hostage and all of our cargo’ justifies deadly force.

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

The US won’t tell journalists their military strategy!

THEY MUST BE IDIOTS!!!

Queue thinly veiled Trump slam piece.