If Taylor Swift were an F1 driver, this is what she would look like...

BMW owners use their turn signals all the time. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t see.

Silly nit, BMW drivers don’t even use blinkers so why fill their fluid reservoir? (damn, i used reservoir in a sentence!)

BMW drivers don’t even fill up their blinker fluid and yet now BMW expects them to fill up another tank? C’mon...

That’s how evolution works man.

Good. Let them do stupid shit. Less idiots to deal with.

Seriously, if people need a disclaimer to keep them from doing stupid shit, then they’re too stupid to read a disclaimer. Like, we all KNOW that this is stupid and the guy most likely should have died. Does Casey putting “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME” change that? No? Ok then.

I’ve got a great idea Raph, now hear me out. How about, you buy it and give it to me? That way, you get the satisfaction of being able to ensure it goes to a good home, and I get the satisfaction of my wife not castrating me for spending money. It’s a win-win! I’ll even fly out to SF and drive it back to Michigan and…

Strange, I thought killing freedom was Hillary’s job.

one car made of sticks just for you :)

Automatic ignition systems are for GLORY BOYS who don’t know how to drive cars like REAL MEN

Looks like they did a better job.

Before I head to the track each time, I have my three-year-old daughter and six-year-old son paint my car. They spend a hell of a lot longer than 24 minutes on it.

I guess the question would be how did he approach his other work?

Yet the car still looks awesome. Or is it just that it’s a M1? You could paint pictures or Mr. Poopybutthole all over it and it would be awesome.

I wouldn’t be embarrassed. I wouldn’t have let Warhol paint my car either.

I’ve seen the full video of this.

Now you don’t have to row your own gears when you’re mowing down your own peers.

AHUK! This Mazda 3 is unfathomably happy to see its electric brethren modified this way...

I said it before and I’ll say it again.