Always keep pictures of black cocks on your phone, prophylactically.

ARE YOU ME? WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR LUNCH?

I upvoted but I feel bad about it.

I upvoted but I feel bad about it.

"webbing"

Fuck that, I want some Oldboy style skin crawlies. Time to weed out the casuals.

Now I need a Dolly cover of "The Way."

By season six it was pretty clear that they'd outsourced the big plot points to the Internet.

I've never understood comments like yours (no offense). A Feast for Crows is my favorite book in the series because it showed the fallout the small folk experienced from the nobility's war. It was fascinating, and interesting.

Martin should have never introduced The Others or dragons. The human characters and their conflicts have always been the most interesting, most compelling parts of the books. I've been dreading this part of the show for that reason. When they announced they'd be wrapping everything up in 13 episodes I was like, oh…

Imagine you're Martin. You've been writing this sprawling, epic fantasy for 15 years when HBO comes along and throws a shitload of money at you for television rights. Suddenly, the profile of your series—already impressive by the standards of genre fiction—explodes.

Yea, why should the AV Club have, you know, standards and shit.

That shit was fucking awful. It's like they let Reddit write season six. I'm 90% sure we're gonna get the end-all of shitty fanfic: Cleganebowl. /whinging

Autofellatio is 90% positive attitude.

Country singers named Luke and strippers named Trixi have it pretty good too.

Good Vibrations always sounds to me like it'd fit perfectly on an early New Pornographers album.

Pootie Tang 2: Pootie Twain

CHAOS IS A FLAT CIRCLE

I feel like Davos' worried mother, and I'm a dude 20 years his junior. He really shouldn't be playing with those older boys in all that snow though.

Take your shitpost to the Mortal Kombat thread pal.