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@Nightshift Nurse: I don't get it. we need less shogi, mahjong, and more violence!

@Megaman LXIX: You don't say? I read in an article on 2ch that- get this- video game programmers in japan don't make a lot either! Insane, huh?

@Ouisch: Yakuza 2 had them. You could even work as a male host.

this just went from must buy to don't buy.

one recent promotion does not make up for the years of ass-raping in trade in values.

@dibbitydan: a mere chuckle. I wanted soup all over my keyboard, but I guess this will have to do.

@Armuun: *sigh* what I meant was that someone could have made a tasteless joke about the game Heavy Rain and it's use of interaction with the joysticks with Christopher Reeve's disability near the end of his life.

@Armuun: There's a Christopher Reeve joke in there, but I can't seem to find it... anybody able to give me a hand with this one?

Big fan of Philip and Ira... both are amazingly creative guys.

"Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children and hitting them?"

@Azures: ahem, you forgot Yakuza 3.

@DoctorThunder: I would reach through the internet and kiss you right now if I could.

@Y-bot: you're an ass man, aren't you?

@Jon Q: I was always a fan of the "Dildo Saggins" myself.

@Creative: psst... they mostly speak mandarin in Shanghai.

@Pombar: too bad scorsese had to fuck with it to make the Departed.