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@relatively_speaking: actually, the cutting off of fingers has become a issue of great shame- many exclusive golf courses and events do not allow members who have "lost" their pinkies... hence the growing underground business in prosthetics for yakuza...

They should call it the P-mote.

@bmart008: yakuza have only been around for a hundred years. It's the legends that Yakuza made up linking them to historical events that makes people believe these mobsters were around in ancient times.

this is the happiest day of my life...

@Ava: "Ted...TED! It's that goddamned librarian again!"

@slater: how do you know that? Maybe his real name was Manuel, and he just made up Garrett.

@Shinobiii: I know! it's like when I'm on the subway, and there's a moderately attractive girl nearby, and I get "excited", but when I look closer, she's not the type for me, so i look down at my crotch and scream "OBJECTION!"

@Tomo: but a far cry impact-wise from the first one when it came out.

Now playing

Pourin' a 40 for my homies at Pandemic...

@Malorkis: this is a bannable offense. please try not to do it again.

@spiegel1: mosiacs are free in japan, though!

@che-che: wait, Knuckles did gay porn?

@LucasReis: The arcade version actually had some pretty decent sounds- I think the contract stipulated that Sega would have control over ports. (which moonwalker for the Genesis was classifed as)

fennec for jailbroken iphone pretty please?

@Kovitlac: people said the same thing about blockbuster, and then netflix came along and started destroying most B&M enterprises. Netflix on Demand is only going to make things worse. Heck, think about how much non-disc media we consume nowadays...