not to flame, but i picked up an HP tm2t, and haven't looked back.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine:

Dear Lifehacker,

@talkingstove:

@talkingstove: your mom didn't think it was over the top, she was the one who wanted me to get the condoms in the first place.

@tomsomething: you could have asked a pretty one to sit in your lap. Who knows, you might have met your new love!

I lined up for the launch of the 3G with my little brother two years ago, and waited patiently overnight- I think we were 15th in line. ON launch day, and made it inside by 8am.

@PenitentPenguin: the celery stalks at midnight.

Wasn't this in Toy Story 3?

@digikrynary:

@NeoAkira: i think your sarcasm meter is broken.

@justinpe: Ah... thanks for the clarification.

@digikrynary: what time, may I ask, did you place your order? (let me know if it's PST or EST).

@justinpe: is that what was on your confirmation email, or the confirmation webpage?

@Moon2083: what did the horse do?

@Azndude: you're in for a treat. I played it over 20 years ago as a kid, and it still has charm to this day.

@Azndude: based on your second sentence, you can turn in your gamer card at the door on your way out.

@Juan José Méndez Gallardo: obviously you never got to appreciate him in Picket Fences.

@FuuRe_cl:

@Ma1achi: The left hand is busy flipping off gamers while the right hand is anally violating the remaining IW staffers.