paranoidmarv
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paranoidmarv

I get that this article is making fun of someone, but I can’t tell who. I’ve often seen people say that $70 is too much for a modern AAA game, especially if it’s a single player, one time through affair, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone gripe that they paid $10 for Terraria and only got 800 hours out of it. The

For those of you who do not work in this industry. It’s rough. Don’t enter into it unless you truly love the work or can’t see yourself doing anything else.

If your response is “that’s how it is everywhere,” maybe ask yourself why that is, and follow up with “why am I okay with that being the case?”

Never say “that’s

I remember you guys got so excited about the Nemesis system and I found it...meh. I didn’t really understand why it was intriguing to fight Norg the Abuser 8 times and then his successor Blorg the Accuser 7 times after that when they were basically the same enemy but one had green warts and the other red. I kept being

To emphasize your point, when Clancy brand originally represented real world countries, they actually represented real world issues and plausible scenarios.

political statements they may or may not be making, especially when at times those kind of things are more imagined than real

It's like half the fucking commentariat never even heard of the UK trial.

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

Fuck Ordo Iuris. I would like to inform everyone here that by Polish law, you cannot tell anyone that they are funded by the Kremlin, so please make sure no one makes the mistake of loudly exclaiming that Ordo Iuris is an organization with heavy financial ties to the Russian government, the one that invaded Ukraine

Been saying this for years

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

The most important thing to remember about Elon Musk’s Eldenring build is that he’s a libertarian asshole who demeans and abuses his employees while taking all the credit for their hard work, coasting through things thanks to an army of idolating idiots who think success can only come from brilliance and not through

I’m guessing you either ignored the sociopolitical bent that has been present on Kotaku forEVER or you are full of shit and don’t know what Kotaku “has become” because you’re a n00b shit-stirrer. Either way, you’re wrong and stupid.

I don't consider this news coverage. So....

“covering”? Really? With a few exceptions, they’re not “covering” shit. They’re fucking exploiting.

Awww, senpai noticed me! And, like, ONLY me! YAY!!! And immediately after I asked some very specific questions that challenged their illusions of online anonymity. How very coincidental! Anyway, Dr. Paresh, CEO of Usung Shiba Inu Coin To Buy A Coke From A Vending Machine, LLC, I think you’re right. I do need to get a

I think it’s honestly that streaming games is just another way of letting the big platforms control what can and can’t be played. If you own an older game you outright own it, but in this day and age we have moved to a permanent lease system that is tenuous at best. Even physical disks are mostly just links to servers

Between half of you reading comments into my comments and the other half not reading my comments (or not understanding them), and those who starred the misread comments, this is just making my day.

No way could they include an Easy mode, that would ruin the BALANCE OF THE GAME!

My point with these optional things is that people act like the Souls games are these clockwork, precision instruments that would be RUINED by things like: easier difficulties, a codex you can read to understand the story better, more explicit hints on what to do next... and then the community creates all of those

Of all the responses here, I think this hits closest to the mark for me.