You’re close. Actually it goes Fake Grindhouse Trailers > Planet Terror > Death Proof

Hey, none of that stuff hurt The Passion of the Christ.

“A comedic masterstroke.”

And to make matters worse, you just fucking know that goddamned Jimmy Fallon will be wedged into this thing, mugging and giggling like a moron

Man, this seems like forever ago, not just time-wise, but public morals/outrage-wise. I can’t imagine getting all bent out of shape about a nipple on TV, especially at a football game, where every one is so micced up that you hear at least two or three f-bombs yelled every game.

I suspect Timberlake realizes that, in retrospect, the whole ordeal made him look like a boob.

Though Creepshow 2 is largely considered inferior to the original, I always thought “Old Chief Wood’nhead” was terrifying as a kid. I rewatched it recently, and it still totally holds up (okay, maybe “totally” is overselling it a bit). Also, I’ve noticed that “Father’s Day” is never mentioned. Every year when I visit…

It had both!

For me, the original is darker in that there is truly no escape for the surviving characters. They have literally nowhere to run to, and the story ends as it begins, with the townsfolk at the complete mercy of an all-powerful, amoral child.

I’d agree that the ending of the movie version is ambiguous, but it’s…

The Raft is every bit as iconic. It’s all most remember from Creepshow 2, and I’d wager more 80s kids know it than anything else listed here.

Hilary lied.

Somebody lied. Someone drops their waffle in the snow. They’re faced with a choice. They choose to eat it anyway and not tell anyone. The kids are seeing Return of the Jedi. There’s a lot of running. There’s going to be a season 3.

I have successfully talked four friends (one male, three female) out of getting tattoos. If I die tonight at least I have that going for me.

That’s why I got this tattoo of hands permanently clutching the tattoo of pearls around my neck.

Who’s still alive on the AV Club?

You gotta meet more sociology grad students. They’re all like this.

She’d be great cast as a sequence killer, but not so much as loving girlfriend.

So Kang never watched Fringe and has no pre-existing affection for the actress portraying Dr. Carr, except for the fact that she looks UNCANNILY like Carrie Coon. Seriously, it feels like they hired a Carrie Coon impersonator to goose the prestige-TV bonafides of this show.

I needed this episode to remind me that Josh was a victim of something horrific and has never dealt with it. When Raquel reminds him (and us) and Josh sticks up for Rita, it's just heartbreaking. And its a really good nod to "everyone suffers under patriarchy'-how sick is it that Josh can't even see himself as…

NOT PENNY'S BOAT.