Really?!?! I have tickets for tonight

Imagine if we were still in the 5-picture system:

Blur is one of the few bands I have every album by. I feel like they have three “hits” that the casual ‘90s radio listener would know — There’s No Other Way, Girls & Boys, Song 2.

A Perfect Masturbator

I really liked it. Without getting too specific, there were three scenes that could have been significantly shortened to veer this closer to “masterpiece” than “very good effort,” which are [MILD SPOILERS] a) the ghost finally sitting up in the morgue; b) the infamous pie scene; c) the know-it-all pontificating at…

Soon-Yi was not his adopted daughter. And they have been married for decades now.

Soon-Yi was not his adopted daughter. And they have been married for decades now.

The Grey?!?

Because middle-class Joe and Jolele can’t fundraise to air campaign ads

That’s terrible. Hadn’t heard that

MMMMBop

I also thought she was very good in Beloved

Can you elaborate?

There’s one part in the Hollies that sounds unmistakably like “Creep” — the leadup to “RUUUUUUUN” in the bridge. Otherwise, they’re both just sad songs in a minor key. The entire underlying melody of the Lana del Rey song sounds like a slower “Creep” cover with different lyrics. (That said, I kinda like her version..…

It was the best of times, it was the.. BLURST of times?!?

Wouldn’t opponents have screamed “mental INstability and UNintelligence” if we are being grammatically correct here? No Democrat was screaming “Trump and Reagan: stable! Intelligent!”

Double-plus smart

Dead Sheldon, like Weekend at Bernie’s

All locker room talk

What I’d like is to hug and entertain you.