Well that’s rad.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Geo-political humor gets no respect around here.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I’m an old too and I don’t know when one turned into the other. Something something young people, something something phones.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

My wife heard me play this and is now almost on the floor laughing.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

It’s a defining characteristic of his generation...obsessed with external markers of success and devoid of actual compassion or personality. Look at his tacky properties as a prime example.

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

I....I don’t see how this is possible. From everything I’ve read, men have two different types of hair follicles on their head. On the top is one, around the sides/back is another. The former you can obviously lose/falls out, but the latter remains even when you go bald. That’s why bald guys have the Friar…

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

That is such an odd and strangely specific fear to have....

Jabba the Hut has no science knowledge?