Well that’s rad.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Geo-political humor gets no respect around here.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I’m an old too and I don’t know when one turned into the other. Something something young people, something something phones.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

My wife heard me play this and is now almost on the floor laughing.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

It’s a defining characteristic of his generation...obsessed with external markers of success and devoid of actual compassion or personality. Look at his tacky properties as a prime example.

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

Someone fixed Rogue One Leia on the deepfakes subreddit. It was near perfect.

I’d change the term to bacon reel.

That is Hela cool

The MCU’s a polytheistic place, bud.

Sure, but we’ve already established that Stan Lee was God of the MCU, or at least part of Him.