Perhaps a better analogy would be to stack C3 against Prototype? The first one, at least, had a fairly solid story driving it, and that game is also about going bananas with wish-fulfilment.

That one level in Jak 2. I know I don’t have to explain more than that. Ack.

“an achievement that few games *cannot* boast”?

I thought Kieron Gillen was still on Titan after the Snap

Can we just have a proper Iron Man game already.

If they say the entire game is gonna play at Trespasser’s level, I will be so happy.

My mouth pretty much hung open just like Red Raiden’s (Reddddd Raiden!) at the end there.

I switched to headphones at the 30 second mark to hear this in all its glory. Fantastic. We could play this in the wild to encourage mating!

... He’s just asking for input and tips on how to enjoy the system he does have again, not waterboarding us and hollering for ideas. We all get that we aren’t obliged.

Maybe that’s a Poe? Abs are gorgeous on a girl.

What else should one expect from one so monikered, “D’oh!”

This article and everyone with an executive decision in what made this movie the way it is gets me on such a fundamental level.

This is from Modern Warfare 2, so it’s a testament to how enduring the memory is for me.

I’m guessing the guys’ stuff looks fine because it doesn’t have any function other than simply to hide the danglies?

You lucky, lucky schmuck. I simply disagreed over your gaming perspective but this?

They also don’t have a bunch of the costs they did (such as going digital) and here’s the kicker: multiple studios have already proved them wrong by refusing to monetise in such a manner.

bends down with magnifying glass

Your perspective has eerie echoes of that EA exec’s excuse about pink Vader not being canon when the actual game has multiple canon-breaking elements.

There are no accidents.

If only that gameplay didn’t also have the ol’ Konami touch.