paramortalics
paramortalics
paramortalics

My back aches just looking at those things.

When the red ships came in I screamed, “REAVERS!” in my head.

Can we please get a AAA Firefly-verse please?!

Could have sworn I saw an interview where they basically said Scorpio is a glorified 4k transformer. Just like this. They’re meant to play existing games at better settings, it’s not a generation upgrade. They’re also targeted to console gamers with money to throw away on extra pixels and whatnot.

Well she was bound to stumble across something that needs to be discussed some time.

That said, it’s not like the video itself is decent, it’s just not as thunderous facepalmable as usual. I can get behind the idea even if I personally think the woman’s a con artist preying on ‘victims’ of first world problems with a

You get a 25 streak from camping?! Are you invisible too?

What is sexually suggestive humour for if not comedic purposes?

No worries!

Oh, and that is not me in the picture. I just took a buncha snaps of everyone else.

I was there for the Cyber Games thing a couple years back (2014, I think). Had some pretty good cosplay there too, which was both surprising and immensely gratifying.

Was there to make a ‘documentary’ for journalism college... didn’t need it, so didn’t happen.

Good time, anyhow.

*Sri Lankan.

I’m not one for nationalistic pride myself, but make that mistake there and you’d may get a lot of glaring eyebrows pointed your way.

He’s probably perfect ‘cause we’re a hairy bunch, though. A hairy ragey bunch.

Don’t like Pokemon, don’t like either Rihanna or Beyonce (enough to buy tickets to get virtually molested by screaming diehards, anyway) but how about they can do what they like if they’re not bothering you.

Her phone isn’t even blocking anyone’s view, for crying out loud, while that imbecile was on his phone, waving

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Was that intended to be Native American? Looks fairly similar to Horus, or Ra. Or anything Ancient Egyptian. Feathers, water, the works.

But he used their assets to create his mod, did he not? Shouldn’t he pay them to license it?

Roger. Was raised Roman Catholic on my end; trying to read up on various faiths (and the differences between sects). Guy I know insists he made a ‘choice’ to follow his faith, but since his knowledge of other religions is... laughable, I dunno what kinda choice that is.

Had a point, though. I cannot rightly claim to be

Well, that’s one way to listen to critics who said your game should have been a free-to-play. Do it after lots of people buy in!

I love all these satirical posts from wouldn’t-be sprint enthusiasts.

The difference is that Evolve was full-priced. F2P nickle-and-dime because your entry cost is zero. Getting nick-and-dimed after already buying in is nuts, especially given their lackluster offerings.

“Egad! This gun is now a throwaway shade of blue! I shall stand out like a prince amongst men!”

Just what I need to make zombies flee at my terrifying fashion choices.

Fair point. Will take everything else you said at face value. A quick question, though? Are you similarly familiar with Islamic and/or Hindu history?