paramortalics
paramortalics
paramortalics

Wait, what?

Japan’s largest bulletin board is 2inch?

... Why do their motion controls look like Japanese sex toys?

My body is ready.

Keep reminding myself that if I can gleefully play as a psychopath, a hipster should be no problem. Still, this might take some getting used to.

I think I’d have enjoyed watching this without the Big Bang Theory cast playing it.

Epic sense of scale, and a soundtrack I could really dig but oh man is that dialogue really cringe-worthy.

“Big Guy! How about a little warning next time!”

Kinda weird, but I still think Dying Light is the gold-standard for first-person parkour right now. Anything else I missed that surpasses it?

And right there is all it took to convey that to me. Pretty much what I imagine Hololens will ultimately be (and what the Vita) attempted to some extent.

Whenever I see story trailers like this I pull an Ant Man.

“OHOHOHOHOOO!”

I want to make a joke about pedipalps but... perhaps you wouldn’t take it well.

“Some of should get cleaned up in patches, but it was definitely annoying.”

Never been able to understand how cheating can be fun. The thrill in PvP is the satisfaction that you have the skill to trounce another player.

As far as I remember, they’re technically pirates but it has nothing like Kenway’s journey. No Blackbeard-esques, for example.

You might want to try Rogue too, I found it far most satisfactory than Black Flag. Rather underrated, in my opinion.

Aw, dude. I made the mistake of trying to do it in stealth as much as possible.

That crap was stupid on Normal, and I say this as a guy who laughed incessantly through every other level on Crushing.

Again, I support those issues, just not the way she tends to cry wolf, such as when she went up in front of the UN and tried to claim women face the brunt of online harassment when it’s demonstrably true for men as well.

She inherited it years ago, and has been trying (and failing repeatedly) to fix it. That’s what I meant. On top of that, prior to the events of the game, she was letting Rafe boss her around despite them being romantically involved—which is why the evolution at the end where she rejects him is important.

Now playing

You seem vexed. I simply meant that he took a more positive interpretation of her spoken views and applied that to his craft. After all, it sounds excellent on the surface. Equality!

My issue is with how she proposes to execute those views. I like Druckmann’s compromise.

Think I’m off my rocker? Here:

Er... I don’t quite recall where in the story they mention it. Vague idea it was in Scotland, but I could be wrong.

How can anime be real if fans aren’t real.