If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

Sure, he may have 9000 balls but it seems may be missing one or two where it counts....

E-C-DUB E-C-DUB E-C-DUB

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BAT”

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

How long until they start making Uncrustables with this bread?

You philistines. Fouls off AND no out-of-bounds is the only way to play NBA Live ‘95.

My manager’s cool, he gets concerned, he says, “Mitch, don’t use liquor as a crutch.” I can’t use liquor as a crutch… because a crutch helps me walk

Okay, but...

Somwehere, Goose Gossage is trying to figure out why he doesn’t like this.

Meh - I’ve seen better.

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I don't want to be that guy, but the Bruins are perfectly capable of eliminating themselves from the playoffs.

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.