God, I was at that fucking game. Everybody in the park was like “it’s sitting right fucking there.” The padding in Nats park is 5" above the ground and a baseball is <3" in diameter. Somehow though the fucking ump let it stand as a double. With the Cespedes video above, I’m convinced that is a career highlight for…

“Has your brain neck or spine been magled, wrenched or ripped in a totally preventable NFL accident? Can you no longer remember your dogs name or make your penis work? Have you been drinking Oxy straight from the bottle while sitting motionless in a car wash? If so then call me: The Texas Hammer! Ill get you the money…

I love Brass Bonanza. Probably because it reminds me of NHL94 on Sega Genesis.