I see you have your Masters Degree in Common Core Math. Nice!

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

As long as Lane Johnson is having fun.

I’ll always think of Jack Cust falling down and trying to crawl home (it didn’t work, not that standing up would have worked any better):

Firehouse Subs forever, y’all.

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

Deadspin: can’t point out quickly enough how shitty other media are, especially Boston sports talk radio

I don’t think the Yankees have enough 1B/DH types in their system for the Orioles’ tastes.

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.” 

The great thing about DC sports talk radio is that tomorrow they’ll all briefly mention that the Caps are going to the Stanley Cup Final and then spend four full hours talking excitedly and arguing loudly about who’s most likely to start at left tackle in the Redskins’ second exhibition game this summer.

I was just about to say the same thing! :)
I used Blu to see if that would be a healthier alternative to actual cigarettes. It seemed to be. In additional to weaning myself off of nicotine, it let my sense of taste and smell get back to normal. To this day, I find the taste and smell of cigarettes to be utterly…

An honest question about how Deadspin has reported this (its an important story, and I’m glad its getting traction):

If it was so easy and simple to find, and all these teams are dumbasses for not knowing about something that happened in 1996....why has it taken you guys so long to report the story??

Felger’s also the blow-dried faux tough guy who mocked a colleague for taking paternity leave, so he can get fucked with a rusty rake too.

Dammit Colon its your job to get shit moving

Wait a minute... an arrogant figurehead presiding over a dysfunctional institution with blatant disregard for... I mean, everything... hang on, if we just... swap out the... oh my god:

For which team?

This is not to say that there aren’t legitimately interesting reasons—beyond that Brady works out and eats right and has enjoyed playing behind a solid offensive line that keeps him upright—why he’s been able to stay so healthy.

Shaughnessy can go fuck off and die

He may have a massive ego. But when you’re in the HOF and known as a defining player in MLB history, you’re allowed.