Creepy is as creepy does, not as creepy looks.

I'm sorry I didn't watch that awful dudebro video.

My aunt developed rubella in her first trimester. First-trimester rubella tends to result in severely deformed/disabled fetuses that will never be able to lead anything approaching a normal life. So she had to jump through all kinds of hoops for an abortion. She got one, finally, in her second trimester. And then she…

The Nazis were also opposed to all abortions. What is your point?

Her eyebrows, they vanished. That's the part that stood out the most to my weak eyes...

"It's all because women want to look like that model or they want to be at least as confident as she is to be able to let it go and do a photo shoot in their lingerie. People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive enough. It's a shame."

And to think people wonder why I picked a top-rank Canadian university that outlawed all frats. Yeah, I wonder too.

Yeah, no. Even those of us who were ugly ducklings back then still don't wish to be pursued by some guy we wouldn't even look at twice. Much less with so much embarrassing and awkward contrivance going into the act.

Honestly? NEVER.

'nother alternative: These guys were shooting way out of their league, but like typically ignorant kids, didn't realize that they stood no chance with the prettiest and most popular girls in the school. It happens. Happens to girls with the hot guys, too. I got my heart stomped by my share of those. Anyone who thinks…

I wasn't fat, but shy and brainy, with unfashionably curly, non-blond hair and glasses, so I got labelled ugly. I was accordingly the least popular girl in the entire damn school during seventh grade, and not much better the year after that, or the year after that. Guys are INCREDIBLY cruel at that age to anyone…

Well, if you are, I'm a-join you. Because I just love seeing these people eating each other.

Chuckles? Civil discusssion??? Muahahahaha, that'll be the day.

Why do all Chucky's excuses sound so much like "Waaaaaa, she didn't do it with MEMEMEMEME"?

And no walls were bent in the making of these photos, either. I am truly impressed!

The Post points out that the first winner of the show was so malnourished at the end of the season that he was urinating blood.

It's spring in Taiwan? Already???

"...a coffee-like stain".

And here I am, wearing my lust-inducers for longjohns because it's damn cold. But hey, at least no one can see them under my wildly inflammatory sweatpants!

That kitty makes my day every time I see it.