Are you 13? I’m serious. I know that right now, in high school, it seems like there’s an endless supply of time. But when you’re in your 30s, with a job and a couple kids, you maybe get like 2 hours a day to play games. Some days. Some days it’s zero hours. That really happens. And you know what? You might still like…

“Last time I’ll be looking at a reply on this topic.” = “Oh, man, I was totally wrong but don’t want to admit it so I’ll just run away now instead of owning up to my mistake!”

That A-Team theme got me more pumped than I would have expected. Super excited to see what those beautiful idiots at Volition have come up with.

That’s a little unfair. Phil Fish has problems, no doubt, but he’s also a genius and FEZ is a masterpiece. It’s definitely the game I thought of first when I saw the trailer for this game.

Yeah, something kinda haunting about it. Everyone yelling “I love you!” just waiting for the inevitable, then POOF.

“Go back to protesting, crybabies.” Yes, truly, the most American of sentiments. America was founded on the principals of “Do what your leaders tell you to do”and “Don’t make any noise.” Oh, and let me save you the trouble: you’ll call me a “snowflake” or a “cuck...” I think I’ve covered literally the only insults…

Exactly. Those Rayman iOS games are fantastic. They managed to maintain the feel of the console versions while making them work as a really polished runner with tons of unique levels. If this is anywhere close to those games I’m happy.

If it makes you feel better- watching this actually made me want to buy the game. I think most people are smart enough to read between the lines and can separate jokes from reality. Like, the whole POINT of these segments is that he’s not a gamer, and he doesn’t understand. That’s why the assistant in the black shirt…

This is what I keep dreaming a new 2D Mario would look like! Gorgeous hand-drawn animation, rather than the 2 1/2-D look of the “New” Mario Bros games.

I’m not the guy you were replying to, and I know what you’re saying here, but my counterargument might be that the other places you listed (Japan, China, India) are waaaay more racially homogeneous than America. They don’t really HAVE black, white, brown people in Japan. America has many different racial groups, and…

Fez made me feel like a legit archaeologist or something, digging up ancient clues, and studying forgotten languages, etc.

That isn’t really a spoiler at all... It’s alright.

I’m with you, man. I’m 33 years old, so I grew up with consoles. Now I primarily play PC games on my living room TV, and own a WiiU. Who gives a crap what we’re playing games on? It’s a fun hobby, not a contest. Some people seem to wrap their identities around this stuff.

Glasses-wearer here: I had trouble with the Oculus DK1. Couldn’t wear my glasses. But I just tried the Valve/HTC Vive and my glasses fit in there great. Didn’t even notice them! Just my experience.

As someone who never played a minute of a Metal Gear game and is interested in this one, I really need Kotaku to do a Witcher 3-style primer on the series.

Absolutely! One of the most well-rounded and fascinating characters from any videogame PERIOD. I couldn’t help but take him on every mission.

Oh, wow, we’re pretty lucky to have a trendsetter like you here. Quick! What’s the next big thing that’s not boring yet? I want to get in on the ground floor!

A friend and I thought of something similar before. Superman is always holding back when dealing with human thugs, so what if that was represented through your controller inputs? Like, the strength of a punch was matched to the right analog stick, and you had to lightly flick it or else risk murdering the dude (and a…

Woops! You're totally right! I accidentally looked up 50,000 Chinese Yuan! Well, I guess $475 is still pretty good?

According to the website linked, it's worth around ¥50,000, or about $8,000! Not bad!