I don’t think he’s as rich as he says he is.

This is an entirely new misuse of that term from the usual misuse by G/O writers. This one doesn’t even remotely make sense.

Was going to say, I’m very surprised that she “only” has $60m.

That’s the only way I’d get behind it. 

I’m not. The surprisingly bad state of her finances was frequently cited as a mark against her conservatorship. 

If the extortion/blackmail story is true, then Sam should be criminally charged. 

in which she begged the question, “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff?”

You realize I quoted a section of the article, right?

Her hotel-sized third estate is actually going to open immediately to house hundreds of the unhoused and immigrants. /s

Wake me when she gets her sorry ass deported.

In that header photo, it’s one of the Melania doubles, right?

Game theory would suggest that him going to prison would be a win for her. She could navigate among his properties and enjoy his wealth without even having to coordinate schedules in an effort to avoid him. Divorce without the attorneys.

Hard to know how much of that was stolen by her father.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are now vacationing with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez—such is the path of a couple allegedly trying to take the home of a dying veteran.

Morally bankrupt gold diggers are not bastions of moral virtue.  Fuck Melania.  

Considering everything that Britney has been through over the course of her life, I do not think there is anything Sam could reveal that would be worse. I’m glad she has already has a legal team in place to deal with the divorce.

Good time for her to dig out her “I Really Don’t Care Do U?” jacket.

To take a page from Jeff Tiedrich: Live your life in a way that your wife isn’t counting down the minutes until you’re thrown in jail. Or choke to death on a big mac :p

such is the path of a couple allegedly trying to take the home of a dying veteran. [Just Jared]

Your delivery was better.