I look better in bright colours, and they are what I prefer to wear. If she finds “greige” zen, I find blue, purple and red energizing.

Well, you’ll never be nouveau riche trash with THAT attitude, Fiona.

When I was a parent of a young child, my/our “color palette” was the least of my worries.  

“Kelly and Kim, two very wealthy white beige ladies”

I had friends who worked at Macy’s a while back and they had a no denim policy too. I can understand on the sales floor where you’re trying to sell a look but my friends worked in the photo studio. Like who are you trying to impress? And jeans are work clothes for a reason—what, I’m supposed to hang backdrops and…

Since it’s easier on everyone to just pick a uniform, I can only assume she (like some of these brides you mention) is too cheap to pay for uniforms for the staff. Much better to make them buy their own clothes that conform to a bunch of vague paint colors.

Yeah it’s funny how she seems to think “just a color palette!” is more low-key than a literal uniform. This brand of idiocy seems to have made its way into bridal media in the last several years. So now you've got “I’m so chill and offbeat, not like those traditional bridezillas!” types declaring that, instead of them…

I’ve worked retail and had a uniform shirt and had to wear black pants and shoes, had to pay for it all myself. Always seemed like bullshit to me 

I went to a charity event at a billionaire’s house and the staff had uniforms. It’s a rich people thing...

When I worked at David’s Bridal in 2009-2010, my managers interpreted the new “no tee-shirts” rule as “no shirts with cotton or cotton-like material no matter the design of said top”. I was berated on the sales floor for wearing a poly-cotton blend black sleeveless blouse with a black cardigan over it: “NO TEE…

If there’s a dress code or uniform, shouldn’t she be paying for the clothing?

I mean, good luck to her kids in general, because holy shit.

She is sooo basic boring.

No, no, I’m sure Buddha mentioned it, somewhere between the value of the buttlift and buying your four year-old a $100,000 handbag.

Nothing says “zen” like extreme rigidity in every element within your line of sight. I’m pretty sure it was one of the Eightfold Paths the Buddha taught. 

They probably hide the vacuum from her so she can’t see its color.

I’ve worked some shitty jobs in my life, but never one where I had to start the morning by arguing in the foyer about whether my outfit was beige enough to please Kimmie Bear. Poor bastards.

Queen Victoria was onto something with the white wedding dress trend. Whenever I see wealthy people wearing all white and dealing with small children, that’s how I know they have an army of help behind the scenes to clean it all up.

I haven’t been drunk in over 30 years because even four tiny cups at Passover gives me a raging headache, but Andy Cohen’s drunken rants on NYE give me such joy. No one wants a tame AC2.

MGK having leeches as his best friends is like a cat having another cat as its best friend.