So he’ll hide some assets, declare bankruptcy a few times in different ways. They’ll get some money, but his net worth is unlikely to go under $50 million ever. Because if there's one thing about US accounting and courts, it's that rich people will NEVER lose everything. 

Any Jez lawyers out there?

I sincerely hope he lives the rest of his life in a cardboard box, raving about government controlled gay frogs like a madman.

Good. Fuck that guy and anyone who benefits financially from their association with his cruel lunacy.

To be fair, as security, there’s no way they can assess whether the projectile is a “famously delicate, lightweight object” in a nanosecond, only that something potentially lethal has been hurled at a figure they are supposed to protect. He’s lucky the takedown, charge, and bail conditions were so light.

The combination of Chappelle hosting and regular SNL writers not participating bodes well for this being a good episode.

even beyond his apparent love of pedophilia and statutory rape, the lyrics that grate on me EVERY FUCKING TIME I hear them are from his idiotic “Sweet Home Alabama” ripoff when he talks about “smoking funny things and trying different things.” Dude, find a different word that rhymes with “things”, it’s not that…

Just looked up the lyrics to that song.  Hoo boy.  That snippet qualifies as downright poetry compared to some of the others.

hadn’t had the misfortune of hearing about this til now.

He was well-known to be a snake oil salesman LONG before the election.

BRB, going to shower...

I heard it that his listeners know exactly how much sudafed you can trade for a catalytic converter.

There are valid reasons to call out Oprah in regards to Dr. Oz, but they’re for bringing him to national prominence in the first place and giving him an unquestioning platform to shill his snake oil, not for endorsing Fetterman over him.

Oh shit, I might have bumped into Kid Rock tonight!

Every Kid Rock story ever I have to post these lyrics:

For someone that claims to give zero shits, he sure whines a lot. 

If you can call it that

American politics is the stupidest shit, I swear to God.

Not Such A Kid Rock.

Is that him? He looks exactly like that old wet brain drunk who starts randomly shouting “fuck” outside of bars until he goads someone into calling the van for the drunk tank/3 hots & a cot.