Ha, I’m teaching about chattel slavery in the United States right now and what you just said DEFINITELY applied to slave owners throughout the duration of that very peculiar institution. And that’s how a bunch of them got poisoned in Haiti. But yeah, they don’t think of the people under them as fully human and they…

This. I don’t understand how you don’t trust people enough to give them access to your bathroom, but give them access to everything else. I feel like these people picked the wrong paranoia.

This is the right answer. If you let the poors have dignity, next thing they’ll be asking for something ridiculous like a living wage.

I am sure Bezos uses a brand new toothbrush out of an unopened package every single time he brushes his teeth (among other psychotic uber-rich habits)

What’s with Bezos’s odd obsession with people NOT peeing? It’s so fucking weird. 

I can’t imagine what it would be like to live in a house maintained by people who hate me. Leaving all the pesky moral and ethical issues aside, I simply wouldn’t be able to touch anything, wear anything, eat anything, etc. knowing that my abuse victims had full access to it all when I wasn’t there. You’d think that…

Is Zuck going to be the impartial referee since he has no emotion?  Or does he simply consume the loser of the fight.

What’s the point in having billions, if you can’t humiliate those who work for you?

But, they’re poors.  Don’t you understand?  

Jesus Christ. Even if you’re super-racist and believe that you’ll somehow catch deadly Immigrant from sharing bathrooms with the help, you’re Jeff fucking Bezos. You have at least thirty indoor bathrooms. Couldn’t you designate even a single one of them for the people who clean your house?

claiming it’s impossible for him to be racist toward Hispanic people because his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, is Mexican-American.

Bezos and Musk should fight to the death in outer space and the victor stays there.

Not a fan of charles... But there are several American rich types who have similar foibles. One in particular has his valet put talcum powder in his shorts and then the valet has to put them on said rich type. And ironing show laces, ties, socks, is all part of the deal.

Yeah, I managed to break a vanity accidentally as a teenager, dude has to at least the strength of a dork child

For all people love to rail about the monarchy, the country is now led by a man twice as rich who LITERALLY has the power that Americans somehow seem to think the King has and was also never voted into his position.

The plumbing in a lot of places is widely out of date. It’s common practice for plumbers to set expectations on, what appears to be a pretty simple swap out of the U trap for PVC job, that the older metal piping might crumple like tissue paper once the wrench is applied.

I wish someone would tuck me in at night...

“But then I remember that he’s extremely rich and powerful and holds the keys, in his very swollen hands, to free himself of this torture at any given moment.”

Excuse me, I believe you have accidentally published an Onion article.