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I the future, teasers will be so short, so fragmented, so fleeting that they will exist in a theoretical region of space-time, and and only those with access to a particle accelerator will be able to detect them.  

Of course Ophelia isn't dead, she's simply pinning for the Fjords.

I’m sorry, what? Angel was cursed, and the effect of that curse was that he got his soul back.

“Now, it is true that one of the crew members was injured.... slightly injured. But everyone else is just fine, managing the production, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.”

We rightly complain about Trump every day, but holy hell Dubya was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

Get up and say, “I’m sorry children, but something has happened and I have to go handle it. But I’ll come back to finish reading to you, I promise.” And then leave, and maybe worry a little more about terrorists crashing planes into buildings and a little less about temporarily hurting the feelings of a handful of… Read more

I mean, it’s fun if only because leaping off a building to try and hit a dragon in the face with a battle axe has to be one of the coolest movie deaths of all time.

The poster’s broken promise of a Dragons vs. Apache helicopters battle royale over London still stings me.

It wasn’t a great flick, but it was very much a fun one.

they did, its called Short Circuit 2.

I think—when they release it in theaters—that it won’t be in protrait format any more.

I can love both!

Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

Nah, Ordell Robbie braided goatee.

They really need to grade the Marvel films on a curve.  It may not be Black Panther or Winter Soldier but how does it play relative to Iron Man 2 or The Incredible Hulk?

I just want it to be good because of my long-standing love for Brie Larson!

WONDERFUL. I do like keeping my “Best Mom” plaque as shiny as possible and the trailers look excellent.

Another thing I didn’t really have space to mention without making my review way too long: “THWIP” is actually in a line of dialogue at some point. <3 <3 <3

But will he THWIP for the movie?