Paper Tiger
papertiger418
11/18/19
1:22 PM
4

Ford v.Ferrari was excellent, as I’d hoped. It deserved to do even better than that, although the length probably was a bit of an issue. Read more

11/18/19
1:21 PM
10

FIVE years?! That’s two Terminator reboots from now!

11/18/19
12:15 PM
6

The 40-minute drive from Boston to NYC in Fringe made sense when you realized they were driving the high-powered yet environmentally-friendly Nissan Leaf, the electric car proven to warp space and time with green energy! Read more

11/12/19
6:43 PM
13

The movie was smart enough to know when you cast Sam Rockwell, he gotta dance. It’s law.

6/26/19
5:37 PM
11

I the future, teasers will be so short, so fragmented, so fleeting that they will exist in a theoretical region of space-time, and and only those with access to a particle accelerator will be able to detect them.  

6/25/19
2:53 PM
18

I’m sorry, what? Angel was cursed, and the effect of that curse was that he got his soul back.

6/25/19
1:42 PM
9

Now, it is true that one of the crew members was injured.... slightly injured. But everyone else is just fine, managing the production, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.”

6/25/19
12:26 PM
53

We rightly complain about Trump every day, but holy hell Dubya was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

6/25/19
12:26 PM
94

Get up and say, “I’m sorry children, but something has happened and I have to go handle it. But I’ll come back to finish reading to you, I promise.” And then leave, and maybe worry a little more about terrorists crashing planes into buildings and a little less about temporarily hurting the feelings of a handful of Read more

3/12/19
12:27 PM
14

I mean, it’s fun if only because leaping off a building to try and hit a dragon in the face with a battle axe has to be one of the coolest movie deaths of all time.

3/12/19
12:03 PM
12

The poster’s broken promise of a Dragons vs. Apache helicopters battle royale over London still stings me.

3/12/19
11:55 AM
24

It wasn’t a great flick, but it was very much a fun one.

3/12/19
11:08 AM
39

I think—when they release it in theaters—that it won’t be in protrait format any more.