Paper Tiger

11/18/19

Ford v.Ferrari was excellent, as I’d hoped. It deserved to do even better than that, although the length probably was a bit of an issue. Read more

11/18/19

FIVE years?! That’s two Terminator reboots from now!

11/18/19

The 40-minute drive from Boston to NYC in Fringe made sense when you realized they were driving the high-powered yet environmentally-friendly Nissan Leaf, the electric car proven to warp space and time with green energy! Read more

11/18/19

So if it was in Philly it would be “SOMETHING LIKE 7 BRIDGES AND SEVERAL EXITS OVER LAND BUT THEY PROBABLY WON’T TRY TO HIDE IN WEST PHILLY FOR OBVIOUS REASONS” Read more

11/12/19

The movie was smart enough to know when you cast Sam Rockwell, he gotta dance. It’s law.

6/26/19

I the future, teasers will be so short, so fragmented, so fleeting that they will exist in a theoretical region of space-time, and and only those with access to a particle accelerator will be able to detect them.

6/25/19

Of course Ophelia isn't dead, she's simply pinning for the Fjords.

6/25/19

I’m sorry, what? Angel was cursed, and the effect of that curse was that he got his soul back.

6/25/19

“Now, it is true that one of the crew members was injured.... slightly injured. But everyone else is just fine, managing the production, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.”

6/25/19

We rightly complain about Trump every day, but holy hell Dubya was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

6/25/19

Get up and say, “I’m sorry children, but something has happened and I have to go handle it. But I’ll come back to finish reading to you, I promise.” And then leave, and maybe worry a little more about terrorists crashing planes into buildings and a little less about temporarily hurting the feelings of a handful of… Read more

3/12/19

I mean, it’s fun if only because leaping off a building to try and hit a dragon in the face with a battle axe has to be one of the coolest movie deaths of all time.

3/12/19