Paper Tiger
papertiger418
6/26/19
5:37 PM
11

I the future, teasers will be so short, so fragmented, so fleeting that they will exist in a theoretical region of space-time, and and only those with access to a particle accelerator will be able to detect them.  

6/25/19
2:53 PM
18

I’m sorry, what? Angel was cursed, and the effect of that curse was that he got his soul back.

6/25/19
1:42 PM
9

Now, it is true that one of the crew members was injured.... slightly injured. But everyone else is just fine, managing the production, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.”

6/25/19
12:26 PM
53

We rightly complain about Trump every day, but holy hell Dubya was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

6/25/19
12:26 PM
94

Get up and say, “I’m sorry children, but something has happened and I have to go handle it. But I’ll come back to finish reading to you, I promise.” And then leave, and maybe worry a little more about terrorists crashing planes into buildings and a little less about temporarily hurting the feelings of a handful of Read more

3/12/19
12:27 PM
14

I mean, it’s fun if only because leaping off a building to try and hit a dragon in the face with a battle axe has to be one of the coolest movie deaths of all time.

3/12/19
12:03 PM
12

The poster’s broken promise of a Dragons vs. Apache helicopters battle royale over London still stings me.

3/12/19
11:55 AM
24

It wasn’t a great flick, but it was very much a fun one.

3/12/19
11:08 AM
39

I think—when they release it in theaters—that it won’t be in protrait format any more.

3/5/19
9:47 AM
17

They really need to grade the Marvel films on a curve.  It may not be Black Panther or Winter Soldier but how does it play relative to Iron Man 2 or The Incredible Hulk?

11/28/18
11:10 AM
5

WONDERFUL. I do like keeping my “Best Mom” plaque as shiny as possible and the trailers look excellent.

11/28/18
10:02 AM
19

Another thing I didn’t really have space to mention without making my review way too long: “THWIP” is actually in a line of dialogue at some point. <3 <3 <3