Paper Tiger
papertiger418
6/27/19
12:02 AM
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I have witnessed trailers so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have been screened at all.

6/25/19
3:42 PM
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“After careful review, the crew has decided to sequester ALL hats in a secure location, away from children. Otherwise, heads will roll.

6/25/19
3:33 PM
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Yeah and with Cheney they were competent to boot. That’s the only thing saving us from more damage right now; complete ineptitude.

6/25/19
3:15 PM
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Beach Slap Pulled From Screens After Problematic Premiere

6/25/19
3:12 PM
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Yup just like that old gypsy woman...neglected to mention? It’s been so long I can’t even remember.

3/12/19
3:24 PM
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Gold Johnny 5 is exactly the kind of robot Trump would have created if he’d ever had the brains. He would not, however, feel alive.

3/10/19
10:08 PM
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It’s alright, a bit better than one of the lesser Thors.

2/24/19
12:24 AM
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Handlen’s put in the work on Trek here for almost a decade and done a fantastic job. You don’t like it, scamper off to reddit or something to feel better about yourself.

11/29/18
9:47 PM
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I can’t imagine they’ll pry him away from a senior position at Target.

11/29/18
9:46 PM
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This abbreviated universe is definitely going to be one of those For Our Consideration pieces a few years from now.

11/29/18
9:45 PM
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It’s one of those things where if you’re going to bother to make a movie for the character, you may as well just cast those two in their respective roles. Anything else would cause more trouble than it's worth.

11/29/18
9:43 PM
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Surprised me as well. I have to imagine Daredevil never saw it coming!

10/6/18
3:54 PM
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I just wanna know if he’s gonna hang dong this time around

10/6/18
12:28 AM
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Indeed. Be careful responding to these guys; we don’t want another Last Jedi situation!