I just licensed Licensed To Ill!

Now that’s some tousle-worthy hair right there!

Nothing a few lukewarm beers can’t fix!

MALICK’S UNPRUNED TREE OF LIFE BRANCHES OUT FOR NEARLY AN HOUR

Based on The Living Tree, by Sal Sliverstern

It’s comments like these that make me really miss dik

Tango & Cash (Settlement)

Talk about a shot/chaser!

I bet he would even defend Kinja if he knew what it was!

I always think of what Del Toro did with the Reapers in Blade II. That cleft jaw of theirs really was Predator/Alien kind of disturbing.

Yeah he really channeled a Doc Holliday from Tombstone kind of vibe, and it worked.

Do you know what happens to a leaf when it’s struck by wind?

Ronan the Accuser will not be denied!

Indeed. Take it to the bear pit.

This was the article Dikachu was born to comment on!

I’m getting Cosby flashbacks from before the Kinjapocalypse. It was all true, of course, but man was it exhaustingly aggravating.

Ballet Booty Camp: Swinton’s Black Swans

I get the feeling this movie will definitely cross the threshold into Lars Von Trier territory. Chaos reigns!

Oh come off it, Arundel; I’m not some random troll twisting a narrative in bad faith. They were together for over a decade, had Ronan, and he even adopted some of her other kids. Then of course, the affair and the allegations surfaced, all hell broke loose, and he capped it off by running off with and marrying one of…

Agreed. As a member of the greys, I appreciate the reminder that there are lower forms of online life––onlife, if you will.