[turns corner in dark hallway, gets attacked by shadow monster]

Nah, snap Mack and a few scrubs to acknowledge it and then you’re good to go!

Yeah I’d snap Mack in a heartbeat.

Yeah that why I’m pleased Zack’s handling this series. His Star Trek reviews made even the worst episodes of the show worthwhile.

Holy crap, Caffeine Spider!? You showing up is truly a S1 Westworld twist.

Mack is totally getting snapped.

Oh that makes so much sense!

Spectacular!

Yeah one of the production supervisors said they were scrapping the sets on Monday. I put in the requests to all relevant streaming services but it looks like this is going the way of Firefly. At least we got a few seasons, right?

Captain Latvia to the rescue!

Liberals: Trump is driving us mad!

Dikachutahraptor?

All-4-One to cover All For Love

Yeah my friends and I mourned both at a bar last night, same as we did with the celebrity deaths of 2016, which means I’m hungover and kinda dead inside.

Halfling’s Leaf is quite hobbit-forming. Before you know it, you’re caught up in a hobbit-trafficking ring!

Just name it Jurassicworldfallenkingdomasaurus and be done with it!

Brooklyn99 and The Expanse have been cancelled. The rest can burn for all I care.

Take, you fools!

Yeah I had to search just to find this article. It’s just a niche show, I guess.

Yeah if Netflix gets the rights to stream it in the US, it can rack up viewers in the lead-up to season 4. Just toss it in there as a suggestion for Altered Carbon and you’re good to go.