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When Beckham hauled in a short out route for four yars, Rhodes hit him on his way out of bounds.

I would think if I had guests at my house and two of them jumped another one in my dining room and it all ended with a guy in the hospital, I would drop a line to see if they are okay.

The alternative is to stop telling victims to go to campus police instead of the city’s police. University police are more concerned with keeping things quiet than in providing justice.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Why the hell would I watch a Buccaneers game?

Definitely agree with this.

Through four weeks, the Broncos’ defense has shut down four of the best quarterbacks in the league.

Equal protection clause of the 14th amendment is not a contentious social issue. It is a constitutional edict

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Somehow, Kaep is a much better political analyst than quarterback.

Can we start posting Mitch Hedberg jokes on Kaepernick stories, too?

Why, because he has an 8th Grade level understanding of political reality?

Every golfer I know is a closet trump fan. Believe it.

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.