The Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete, LA is the most Louisiana thing ever: a piece of shit gas station with a tiger tranqed out of its mind in a piece of shit cage for idiot kids to gawk at when their dad’s RV pulls over after trying to run cars off of Breaux Bridge into the Atchafalaya Basin for ten miles to grab some…

I really appreciate that Ashley made sure to distance herself from actual journalists:

Exactly, Ashley has done more to help Trump than to hurt him. I get it; she’s writing for her job and needs clicks since after the election she’s gone. After that, she’ll have a hard time getting work covering middle school girls bball.

THIS.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

How would Weinstein know? In the article you linked to Vulture, it was an improvised response to an improvised line. It would only be Dan Castellaneta who could provide that insight.

“When you’re 12-0, balls get tipped and hit the ground,” Anderson said.

I am loving every moment of this. They push towards the deplorables, they lose support from moderates, they push to the moderates, the deplorables stomp their feet and don’t show up and they can’t keep their seats without base support. So Paul Ryan is stuck with two shitty options and good for him, he deserves all the…

Yeah, she probably could have disagreed without being so dismissive, but so could the writer of this article.

Yeah, it’s really disgusting how often she sided with him.

Talking to yourself is an early sign of dementia

Did anyone else feel like the ad campaigns for this movie using Black Lives Matter footage were super tacky? I get where they’re going with it, the historical context is relevant to what’s happening now, but ultimately they’re using a social movement (and indirectly, the deaths of black men) to sell tickets.

Honestly, if he didn’t commit a holding penalty on the guy, I’m not even mad.

That’s pretty fucking rich. He can’t criticize someone because he’s made mistakes?

Jimmy Fallon is great for the network, producers, and middle America, which continues the tradition of Jays show. He lobs soft balls and guests will come back.

If Gillaspie didn’t hit the home run it would have been a non-issue. They were pinch hitting for Bumgarner - Bumgarner was in the dugout while Gillaspie was batting and a PH was in the on-deck circle.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

I’m the only woman out of any of my friends that dislikes this show; it’s like the use up all of the words ever created in one episode.

“They finished the season with one of the best records in baseball over the final month and a half, going 26-23 since August 20...”

I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases.