I was told you should yell Fire. Because people would actually come to watch that.

I somehow made it from New York to Cancun and back with pepperspray on my keychain that was in my carry on. I have no idea how.

When my mom was delivering me the doctors gave her too many drugs, against her wishes, delayed the whole process and I came out very sick and was rushed to NICU, my mom says she thought they killed me. To this day I think this is the reason behind my major health issues. I don’t know the name for what I had when I was…

Those poor juniper berries.

I’m really depressed...my favorite wine isn’t vegan. What will I drink while I sulk about this!?

I hate the NFL for allowing this sort of monster to continue to make bank. NHL has the right of it kicking woman-beaters out on their asses.

The worst is when those $500 books were written by the professor who’s teaching the class. I had an ethics teacher who had us get his book. It was a horrible book with very little point other than this white guy stroking his ego and telling his story of going to Africa and...I don’t even know what he did there.…

Google’s benefits make it seem like you would never have to leave the campus...

This seems like a lot more effort than just buying them at the dollar store.

I want to play this so bad. Not going to kickstart it though after all the other games that have just sucked away people’s money. If it was on Steam it would be a different story.

No one is paid enough for retail. Some people treat retail workers so horribly too! I adopted the habit of smiling brightly and telling them to have a NICE day, yeah I added emphasis on the word nice or great and usually they would walk out looking ashamed, or just glare at me to which I would give a cute little…

I negotiated on my bed. He wouldn’t budge on price so I had him throw in a box spring with drawers, the protective cover sheet, and a couple pillows. The box spring was worth about $300 if the sticker price was to be believed.

This is a perfectly timed article for me. Just got ride of a rude and condescending friend, and dyed my hair purple. Magic!

I wish there was a “My private school sucked at teaching anything and was way to pricey for the bare minimum education I received.” sort of charge back method. For profit schools are making a killing and it’s probably actually killing people.

So he found himself a cheerleader?

What the actual fuck!? If I move from NY to Bridgeport CT I can make nearly 10k more in Graphic Design!? Bridgeport...of all places!?!?!

I don’t have quiet that level of hatred for the KandJ families. I just don’t want to fucking talk about them any more, and I don’t want to be forced to listen unless their worlds are blowing up. I’m the kinda girl who brings popcorn to the apocalypse.

...cider in a crockpot!?

She told me she had no idea where it was coming from and she’s allergic to fish.

I was at a party in Manhattan and the girl’s apartment smelled like low tide. Really REALLY awful, like tuna in a microwave (WHY!?) she was so close to crying till I put cinnamon on to boil and it smelt like Christmas. She now owes me brownies.