But that would mean that parents would actually have to start saying no to their children! Oh the horror! No no, the ONLY ANSWER for the safety of my (unborn/not-conceived/not-even-a-desire) child we should only have games like Little Big Planet. Now that’s wholesome fun.
PSH like I would ever talk to my child to put…

to bad, you shouldn’t have opened your legs! Gotta hold an aspirin between the knees you ungodly hussy. Oh you were raped? That’s cause you were dressed immodestly and it’s your fault for attracting that sort of attention....

Right...because it was only ever 1 guy who beat his wife in the NFL

This is also how I play football

I have to wear even higher heels than those! Im too short :(

Thats the only way I know how to ride a bike; in a leotard with “sexy” cutouts and no balance but all the grace. I like how her boobs cushion her fall...thats what they’re (I ALMOST USED THE WRONG ONE ON NOSE) for!

In todays world it’s a gamble getting under any any man for any reason.

yes

They changed the colors and thickness of the traffic lines in the app. It is now MUCH harder to understand the traffic at a glance. I really hate it. It’s probably gonna cause some sort of accident.

I think you are my spirit animal Jia,

1.) A driver because I’m starting to get really bad anxiety when I drive because no one knows how to, everyone thinks signals are optional, and crossing four lanes of traffic is a common occurrence. NY driving sucks.

The other day I sent my BF a picture of the Kotaku article about the Witcher 3 and having sex on a unicorn. Told him I was just getting separation and he Lol’d. I also sometimes tell him I miss his face on my face. He’s not an overly open person on sex even with verbal convos.

Its also great in cooking. Great for ur skin. Great for ur hair. Great gor tattoos (after the frist 3 day healing period)

Disruptive innovation does not take kindly to entrenched competitors—like Blockbuster, Barnes and Noble, and Polaroid, it is unlikely that major automakers like General Motors, Ford, and Toyota will survive the leap.

Coconut oil

I like your thinking, but your stop short. It should be “Why take the unnecessary risk? Just don’t have a kid”

Why take the unnecessary risk? Just take your kid with you. Is your kid not worth those few extra seconds of time?

Thank you kindly

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