I’ve said before, I’ll say it again, Chris Evans is hot with or without the beard.

Yep, that’s the one. I read a Canadian news article about her which cited the figures, which she subsequently confirmed but did not narrow down. I’m assuming that’s per year. The low end would not have shocked me but that people could be millionaires by essentially filming themselves is where you lose me.

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

Soooo many reasons to take digs at Tori Spelling but this ain’t it.

Yeah, so...she’s still not vaccinating the kid then?

It’s like how in nature poisonous frogs are the brightest colored...in Trump’s orbit the blacker the heart, the more punchable the face.

I teared up watching that. I had the pleasure of meeting Alex Trebek when I was on Jeopardy three years ago. We filmed on the day David Bowie died. I’m devastated for him and his family. Pancreatic cancer is the most awful thing I’ve ever seen a person suffer through. Alex Trebek is a lovely man who has brought me joy…

I friggin’ love Lizzo. I love that writes lyrics, according to her, in the voice of a BFF giving her friend a badass pep talk after a breakup. It works like gangbusters, all her songs are music to strut by. The world needs more Lizzo.

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

Kimberly, it should be noted, is an absolutely insane place when it comes to sports. They just had a YEARS long undefeated streak in high school football ended this year by my hometown team. It’s something in the water up there, because one of my student workers is from there and she is about 6 ft tall and tells me…

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

There’s only one doggo in my heart though.

There’s no attitude I find more repellent than aggressive hipster posturing. At some point people apparently decided that ironic detachment was the “cool” thing to do, and all it does is drag down everyone.

She’s an A-lister in India, which is where the wedding was, and which has a population 3 times that of the US. Their big stars are Much bigger than our big stars. 

FYI the “elaborate, choreographed dance party” is part of a traditional Indian wedding. Weddings in India can be celebrated over the course of several days, and include a bunch of different events.

C-lister? Ha! In America, maybe. In Bollywood, she’s as big a star as they come. And this wedding took place in India, so it’s par for the course for Bollywood celebrity weddings.

Absolute Moo-nit

Perfect deployment of Tammy 2.  Kudos.

The accounting office thought it would be fun to go as a group. We even got our manager in on the act.

Pumpkin in a pumpkin!