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Dr. Regina Phalange
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Culver’s is fucking worth it.  Best fast food burger I’ve had.  And their chicken sandwich is pretty tasty too.

But it’s functioning as a dunce cap.

And I don’t think there’s anyone who would believe that if he dies in jail, it’s anything but murder. “Suicide” is convenient for a lot of powerful people involved.

I’m sorry your empathy is so limited, you can focus both on caring about the environment and caring about someone else. And you can do that without having to measure their pain by comparing them to others because pain truly isn’t something that can be measured.

Donald Glover consistently shows up on these other men on the red carpet and I don’t think he gets enough credit for it. I don’t know if it’s because his aesthetic leans more 70s (so it’s less flashy than the brocade, metallic stuff that some men edge into when trying to be different) or what, but he always absolutely

Eric André looks like a gd tube of mascara.

Thank youuuuuu.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

that spider looks like it has hairy penis tips on its feeet. 

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There is a podcast called The Dream that goes into the history of MLM, the lives they ruin and how certain politicians ( they are usually Republicans because of course) back them.

Would he think Harriet was too old fashioned too? Eleanor Harriet... (Harriet Tubman)

I like Maeve, Irish queen who has a lot of stories and myths about her. It’s old enough to be new again.

I would put Evans first, then Thor, then Pine, then Hemsworth in real life. Pratt would be permanently removed from the Chris list and forced to change his name to Chad. 

Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order:

All his stuff was great, including the turn he did on an early Criminal Minds as a troubled kid who’s freaked out that he might be on the fast track to being a serial killer

There is no Dana, only JUUL.