I am Eleanor Shellstrop but I’m also calling myself #GoodPlaceGrace (cuz name).

The Pistol Annies released their delightfully tacky video to I Got My Name Changed Back.

Have you seen most American straight men?

Does resentment count? Cause that’s all my boss(es) are getting from me.

I actually feel kind of bad for both of them. It’s hard enough being young and in love. All those chemicals can make even the most level-headed among us act like idiots. But then throw the spotlight on them, add some not-insignificant trauma, dial up the scrutiny to 11, and those two (very) young people never had a…

I’m sorry for these young ‘uns. It’s hard enough being in a relationship, but they had to deal with the eyes of the world, rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health (and hers after Mac Miller died), and an inordinate amount of snark and hate towards them.

God forbid a famous person not use her kid as a prop.

Snooki’s kid looks cute. I’d rather see a somewhat “disheveled” kid that actually looks, you know, like a kid, than an overly-preened mini adult who isn’t allowed to tear around and play lest her updo get ruined.

I love that kind of attention to detail. Call me shallow but it’s that kind of shit that makes life worth living.

Have a TRUST! A will still has to go through probate, which is expensive, can take years, and is easier to contest. If you have a child with special needs, as Aretha did, you owe it to your kids to set up a supplemental needs trust, so they don’t lose their government benefits (maybe less concerning when he’s getting…

Just say no to white hosiery. 

Dasha, JESUS. She’s gonna make people explode.

distracting attention away from their “problematic” brands.

Yes, because the Kardashians invented being vapid on TV. Before 2007 it was all Masterpiece Theater and The Wire and then those women came along and ruined it.

Donald Glover has absolutely perfect facial expressions. Always. 

Re: Matt Lauer

Smothering by manatee cuddles is my ideal death

I have definitely written my name too fast and misspelled it...many times

So upset that JLaw’s bf’s name is not COOKIE as I initially thought.
Cooke Maroney sounds like an accounting firm.