Celibacy and pedophila have nothing to do with each other. It’s not as though when adult humans can’t screw adults they screw children.

I would like a “Megan Reynolds charmingly tries a variety of vaguely embarrassing classes, and humorously reports her results” series, please.

But what’s it like to swim with Joanna’s dino tail?!? Enquiring minds want to know!

I see your cute doggo, and raise you my puppy Franklin. Note the one ear up, one ear down situation he has going on here. And that tail? That tail is curly, my friend.

I too can play the game of “dog in four boxes.”

Meet “Vanny.”

Does she need a future presidential running mate? She and my pup would make a great team.

Would that make him a reformon?

Bums: the gift that keeps giving. Funny in any langugae, any country, any culture.

My 2-and-a-half year old grandson tells everyone he meets that Grandma takes him to see duck bums on Fridays. (We go to the nature reserve I am a patron of).

Honestly surprised it wasn’t a jacked up F250 rollin’ coal while doing donuts around the pin. That would have played well with his base.

I...don’t remember if guys were that hot when I was in college or if I’m just seeing them through cougar-colored glasses.

First Divorce Ken with new Weekend Custody Action!

Ken is definitely a kept boy toy. When has he ever had a job? He’s totally the kind of dude that you hook up with but don’t get into a relationship with because you know he’s going to ask to borrow your car, will forget his wallet but will totally pay you back, and will gradually leave so much of his shit at your…

I’m gonna find whichever one looks the most like my SO and order it, then take it with me to various restaurants.

...and some semblance of a soul left,...

Ah, another example of Christian love and tolerance. Per usual.

THE PROBLEM IS INSIDE THE HOUSE!

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

“Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.”

I like to think that Gwen Stefani doesn’t actually understand the point of lingerie, and so she’s purchased ALL the lingerie and puts it all on at the same time so she looks like the boudoir version of one of those people who tries to break the “most t-shirts worn at once” record.