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Dr. Regina Phalange
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Mayer is the kind of guy I would have pursued in my 20s but Groban is the kind of guy I like in my 40s. He has a good job. He’s creative. He’s very funny and smart. He seems humble. Sure he may not be as hot as Zac Efron but he’s cute. I’d stay with him even if he insisted on singing “You raise me up!” every time he

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

Ivanka: I disagree with my dad

I keep saying this. Anyone batshit enough to want this job should be far far away from it.

The fact that he doesn’t seem to want the job makes him even more qualified.

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

If there’s a comment that more succinctly sums up everything about this presidency, I’ve yet to read it.

If it wasn’t so sad, it would have been very funny.

In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”

In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.

He’s so good-looking it makes me angry.

I’d bake cookies for this man... naked.

Oscar Isaac can GET. IT. I’ve loved him since I first saw him in that movie “W.E.”

Dude, fuck the justice system. This girl should have never had to take that action to begin with.

BS charges like this is why I’d support a change to self defense laws to include child abuse as a legal reason for use of deadly force. Especially when in the act.

I hope she gets the help she needs outside of prison.

I know that look from my first pastor. Head lowered, eyes downcast, muttering “trials”, “God” and “have faith” in Spanish or Italian. It is the eyes of a man who is desperately trying to let God do the judging and failing somewhat miserably. I heard/saw mine do it after spending 15 minutes with a visiting priest from

Honoring Cher. No Chad Michaels. S.M.G.D.H.

Never leave my tv screen, David Boreanaz.

YAY for Old Town sport and health. As an Alexandria resident I was appalled to learn that this asshat moved into the area, and I’m hoping his residence here will last as long as Trump’s presidency (i.e. short short pleasegod short). Groups have organized and protest outside of his apartment every 2nd and 4th Sundays.