I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

YAAAAAS BRING ON THE EMBARRASSING PERFORMANCES AND TEMPER TANTRUMS

Jesus Christ you inbreds. This is the god damn White House. Not Waffle House on a Thursday. FFS.

“Wait, you’re not really the lady from Ghostbusters?!”

I promise he was just really looking forward to meet his favorite actress from Bridesmaids.

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Just looking for the restroom.

I’d say Poppy Delevingne probably looks the most normal. Followed by Solange, who looks cute.

HE’S PUNK NOW ALRIGHT

YALL BETTER NOT BE IN HERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NOEL FIELDING

Don’t be mean to my goth boo Noel 😡

He’s from a long line of hitchhikers all with bleeding massive thumbs.

I love the bizarre choice of including Noel Fielding. It’s like if Steven Wright became a judge on Chopped. Actually...never mind, that would be amazing.

That’s Richmond. He got scurvy.

why do I kinda love this? Noel Fielding looks like the cybergoth son that this family has chosen to accept 

When I grow up I want to be this guy. He’s living his best life.

This type of thoughtfulness is how I learned about something called “Ash Wednesday”.

As a feminist, I do not like princesses and I don’t let her participate in princess culture.