“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

Spoiler alert: men assaulting women in the bathroom (anyone assaulting anyone in the bathroom) is already illegal. It has absolutely nothing to do with letting trans people use the bathrooms for their intended purpose (you know, like all humans need to).

I saw this on Breitbart and was like...ummm...doesn’t this prove predators will be predators and they don’t need a transgender law to violate women’s spaces?

Meh..still better than people who refuse to dance and hate fun.

Taking human beings as a whole, yes, cheating “happens” but so do things like theft, murder, shitting on the seat of a public toilet, etc. And there are fucking plenty of human beings that DON’T do these things. Citing the behavior of a fraction of the group of which you are a member in no way excuses your behavior as…

I love you, and think we’re twins. And so, for everyone’s amusement, some slender fit dancers describing the problem of big heavy boobs (watch to the end, where they talk about the painful aftermath of the braless choreography!):

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

As another plus size girl, this is my life.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

She had the dead-eyed look DOWN.

This. shit. cracked. me. UP. It was impeccably written.

I love this dog and hope he gets all the treats.

I was able to translate the tattoo:

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

Even those announcers know a Good Dog when they see one.

I’ll never understand why she gets people so mad. Is your life that boring that a reality star living her life gets under your skin so much?

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of KUWTK but it drives me fucking nuts the way people act like she is single handedly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization. It’s absurd. She and her family are hardly the first people to be famous simply for being beautiful and good at manipulating the…

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.