Awwww. That is an awesome .gif. Good work, that’s what I needed to see right before bed. I’ll now go to sleep with a smile, thank you.

Yes yes to all of this. Drumpf and Bannon like to FEEL powerful, but they could be buried in the money these guys have and there’d still be enough left over to gold-plate NYC. I feel like their penises may have turtled inwards during this trip.

Haha! Oh man. His eyes are bugging out. I sincerely hope one of the Saudis asks him to explain his rhetoric as they mill around making small talk. I hope Bannon’s adrenaline and cortisol levels remain so high he keels over in complete terror stricken paralysis.  

That he asked a black woman for protection made me shriek with fucking glee. What a precious, precious gift from this flaccid excuse for a man.

*sniffs* I know how you feel. Now we must all be Lala for each other

Lafayeeeeeeeeette!

In before the debate even gets started.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.

Jesus. You know what else has “beautiful curves” to contrast with the “straight lines of the product?”

My favorite part was when he told them how he was the most persecuted artist ever, and no artist has ever been treated more unfairly than him.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s relationship does way too much, all the time.

Really, this is a missed opportunity. The lede photograph is that of slug Alex Jones, when it could be jinni’s boyfriend (NB Hamdi does not yet know that he is jinni’s boyfriend. Soon, soon), the luscious Mr. Ulukaya?

For a liberal hero, this is the weakest possible endorsement of impeachment possible.

Omg YES!! How could I forget?! This is one of the best parts of that outstanding book. Also one hell of a great mantra: I don’t fucking care if you like it.

Fallon drives me up the fucking wall with his hacky schtick.

I would. I know some people get a Xanax rx just for flying because it makes them so anxious. I’ve never done this, because my anxiety is more ever-present than situational, but I definitely think it’s worth talking to a doctor.

So basically they’re going to pretend the last season of the show never happened.

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze