This show has plenty of flaws, but it has the sort of humor that plays well with marijuana, and watching New Girl high is an exceptionally delightful experience. So I’m told, anyway.

I had the great pleasure recently of kicking some ICE agents off a college campus. I mean, I didn’t actually kick them off, as we have no authority to force them to leave, but I was the administrator who go to tell them why they weren’t welcome and ask them to leave.

I don’t want to post this... oh hell yes I do.

If you have more than two rolls of head fat you shouldn’t be allowed to go on raids

ICE are making the right call here.

I like the fact that in every story involving ICE, the photo is always that fat balding fuck. I identify that fat fuck with the Fat Fuck in Chief that gave him the authority to bully his way into people’s lives. Therefore, it is effective and works. Good Kinja.

How nice to get a sneak peek of the hair color she will have once she spends a few years in the federal pen.

Becoming the poster child for the Aryan nation requires a fair bit of work.

It’s funny that they expect us to believe that’s how she actually looks.... old photos reveal she’s the same chinless bucktoothed pudding as her brothers.... but bam, as soon as you get a jawline installed + a few veneers, suddenly you’re some kinda genetic role model.

She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Same.

Ironically, I would be pretty damn okay with Terry Crews going into politics. Dude has spoken really well on his feminism and he’s funny and supportive. I like the guy!

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

I love The Rock and I don’t feel bad about it.

Undocumented people should feel safe from deportation in some places, or else you will create a shadow society that will not cooperate in any way with the police or anyone else. If undocumented immigrants feel too afraid to go to court, they will never show up to court, meaning that the state and local government will…

When the revolution comes, even after the cops flip and come with the rebels, and the army and National Guard declares neutrality, these ICE guys will be literally bleeding Trump red.

Rutgers prof here. If Christie really wanted to do something to help students drowning in debt, he would reform New Jersey’s student loan program. But since he is the one who transformed it into a for profit free-for-all in the first place, this seems a bit unlikely. https://www.propublica.org/article/new-jerseys-stude…