Why plead with the Lannisters? They are weak, they have zero allies (aside from Crazy Euron), and their soldiers don't even want to fight anymore. Jon's better off trying to get Dany to give him all that dragonglass she's now sitting on. I really don't expect there to be much of a war between Dany and Cersei. All that…

Does that little shit in the picture have a……duckface???

So I can go with stages. Excellent. Thanks!

Color correction is best done in minute degrees. Also, trust your scopes!

I was expecting a comedy. Maybe some prat falls….

How about stages? Can I say evolution has stages, sir?

Sure, as applied to humans. But if the gas pump is sluggish, it's technically correct to call it "retarded" because it's flow has been lessened.

Sure, but he also sees himself as God's Christian Warrior. Put him in charge with Sessions on his side? Fuck. No. I like smoking my pot and I don't want me brethren in states where it's legal to fill up the prison system so Jeffy's benefactors can make a quick dime.

Yeah, probably. I just don't want Pence in office as a result. My plan would be to just apply the heat for 2 years, sink the GOP chance at keeping Congress, get the Dems back in power, then flush the POS down the White House toilet. But, these idiots threw gas on their own fire.

He started a worthy debate without being a dick. Chill out.

What if they said his mental capacity "is retarded"? Which I don't believe it is; I'm the weirdo who thinks autistic people are the next evolutionary step.

According to Webster's, it's only "sometimes" offensive. That being said, when used in an offensive manner. It's not offensive if a person is technically "retarded", in that his/her mental capacity is not 100% hitting on all cylinders.

Hey, there's always time for Fox and Friends.

Maybe not, actually. Plausible deniability. Manafort has been around this game long enough to know when and when not to tell the boss something. They could have very well kept Don Cheerios in the dark right up until it blew up in the media; it would go far to explain his more-than-unusual brand of Twitter hysterics…

Mitch Hurwitz needs to recut some news footage to the AD music using the AD editors for the correct feel. Call it Season 8. Bam! I just made them a bazillion dollars that wouldn't fit in ANY banana stand.

Lucille was a race-baiter.

Damn frogs! Always croaking at midnight!!!

Fuck yeah, mother fucker!!!!

Lemme guess…..now you're a "cuck" and a "snowflake"? These trumpers stir up some primal fucking anger in me that my Germanic ancestors were last in my bloodline to feel.

Wow. That is taking absolutely nothing and turning it into clickbait. Bravosii, AV Club! Ya got me!